Thursday, August 25, 2005

Later Edition - 8/25/05

Pass Him Down Please
Hello! Magazine caught up with Angelina Jolie and Matt Damon while they were filming their new film, The Good Shepherd here in NYC. A reporter says Jolie was overheard boasting that she and Brad Pitt are working on getting married following the October 2 divorce of Pitt and Jennifer Aniston.

The Lord Works In Mysterious Ways

The Rev. Jerry Falwell surprised many of his staunch conservative following when he announced he agreed that ALL Americans are entitled to equal rights; including equal housing and employment for gays and lesbians. He went on to say that he does not advocate special rights, but equal rights. This common-sense viewpoint comes as a surprise, since Falwell was even known for blaming the 9/11 attacks on retribution for Americans’ “pagan ways” and their homosexual constituency. The interview that sparked the controversial comments was aired on MSNBCs the Situation with Tucker Carlson.

Toss the White Collar; Blow the Door Off The Confessional
Father Richard Mieliwocki was suspended by the Archdiocese of Newark two years ago after being found guilty of molesting two young boys in the 1980s and 90s. He went on to work as a counselor at the Daytop Village – a drug treatment center. Now, Mieliwocki, 58, was indicted last week of child endangerment and criminal sexual conduct after fondling four boys, ranging in age from 16 to 18 years old at the treatment center. In a related story Father Albert LIberatore was sentenced to 10 years probation for attempting to have oral sex with a 17-year old boy in a NY Hotel in 2002. Sidebar: The men who would’ve gone to jail if my teenage years were investigated!

Keep passin’ the open windows…

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Advantage?!?!? Oh honey... thanks for the sympathy, but I assure you I had a ball... several really! LOL

Anonymous said...

I have a question?! Why are priest so attracted to boys?