tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12180121.post114368487331186196..comments2023-10-17T08:48:04.114-04:00Comments on Not Shady, Just Fierce: Morning Edition - 3/30/06Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10988868216271744389noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12180121.post-1143766281458246582006-03-30T19:51:00.000-05:002006-03-30T19:51:00.000-05:00Okay, have you ever met a man who neeeded a nut li...Okay, have you ever met a man who neeeded a nut lift? You know, when their nuts hang real low.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10988868216271744389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12180121.post-1143757741546808532006-03-30T17:29:00.000-05:002006-03-30T17:29:00.000-05:00I was just telling a friend of mine that he needs ...I was just telling a friend of mine that he needs a penile lift... and he hung up... what's really going on?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10988868216271744389noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12180121.post-1143729253065586192006-03-30T09:34:00.000-05:002006-03-30T09:34:00.000-05:00Oh honey… I’m not even going to sit here and front...Oh honey… I’m not even going to sit here and front… the Lord has his hand in preventing me from winning any sort of Lottery because I will crack this grill up! I’d get Restylane to restore a youthful appearance to my face (look it up on the web, it’s the bomb), I’d definitely consider a minor eye refresher, I’d get Botox like I was at war and murdering every vile age-infested muscle in my face, I’d get collagen to keep my pink lips perky and I’d definitely have Whitney Houston’s teeth peeking from behind my full newly supple-fied lips. My body is still in good shape, so I suspect that if I can get my face to match it wouldn’t be so bad. Oh wait… I almost forgot, I’d get my belly button redone, I’d get laser hair removal so I wouldn’t have to shave anything I hate shaving and waxing now and I’d get my nose slightly slimmed at the base. Hold on!... almost forgot! I’d also get my feet retouched to insure they looked like I when I was 18 and I’d get microdermabrasion to my knees. …but that sounds like about it….. well, not really… I would maybe get minor lipo to guarantee that never in life would I see a love handle or abdominal fat tissue develop. Ummm… okay, we’ll hold right there… and revise the list later. I believe if the treatment and safe solutions are there to look and feel my best why not make use of them. True, you can age gracefully…but don’t mind me as I watch you age from afar….LOL<BR/><BR/>…and on the real Just Me, you’re apparently freakish azz don’t sound like the type to care about someone’s looks, rather how often you can get your freak on. Somehow your little comment about getting yours from Ms. Ed isn’t surprising, rather refreshing. Saddle up rider! I’ve done plenty of monster f*cks in my day and quite honestly, the ug-mugs tend to be the best in bed since they put in the most attention and effort. Here’s to f*ckin’ the un-f*ckable!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10988868216271744389noreply@blogger.com