Keep passin' the open windows...
It's never really happened - but, maybe once - this one guy...ahh, nevermind. I can't tell it here. Maybe when we get to Bmore we can talk about it.
These were funny....Ummm when I was in high school, this dude and I used to pretend like we were a couple...it was hilarious but suspicious...lol
Me and this straight guy at work were play arguing and I said "Fuck you" and he said "When?"... i was like mmmhmmm... You want some of these Little Debbies... don't you....
oh i have oodles of these stories...1. got dry humped during football practice in front of everyone by the star running back. 2. dude put another dude out of thr front seat of the car cuz he said it was "my seat". this right before he shared his last ding dong with me. no pun intended. it really was a hostess ding dong. lol3.. boy put framed pics of me up in his room after showing his mother.4. man with gf and kid creepin over to my place to share his poetry. lol these so callled straight boys. its quite entertaining but very frustrating.
I was at work ... fixing my lunch in the kitchen which was some soup. I'm naturally thin, and one of my coworkers - a handsome, half Liberian brother around 45 who I think is FINE - comes in and asks what I'm eating. I said, some soup, and he was like you aren't dieting are you? Cause you sure don't need to ... as he looked me up, down and sideways. It was so weird! Then there was another time we were at a work function and he offered to buy me a drink. It's so odd ... I think he's curious but I'm ain't going there - no Essence mag fodder for me!
(Grabs mouth): ". . ."
You have an interesting sense of humor my friend. I use my friend, 'cause that's what people always say to to me whenever I am in NY. Anyway, good blog. I'm not sure that I will be able to read the whole thing, but I'll definitely try.
too many to name
Yeah...it's wild, but I've had quite a few of the alleged str8 guys who feel that I'm a safe bet for a no-strings hot experiment...LOLWhat made them think no-strings? LOL
How much time you got? I have one particular str8 friend who think is gonna grab me one day and manhandle me.
I was in college at the dining room about to enjoy the food we just made. There was a particular guy that I had a crush on that i seriously wanted to wife up! lol but i never paid him any mind, i don't approach straight guys! My school hag said he was cuttin eyes at me (we're at the same table). We go get food and mysteriously he ends up in the seat right next to me. hmmm I had some kind of beef which required cutting. This "straight" guy leaned over and cut my steak for me and said that he wanted to help me out to make it easier for me to eat! WHAT IN HELL! Who cuts another mans meat without request? I was blushing for the rest of the meal!
These were funny, as hell. THe only thing that I can remember is being at work and getting my equipment (radio and car) when one of my male co-workers grabbed my ass. I thought it was a little strange at the time.
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