Monday, November 24, 2008

Puerto Rico & Gettin’ My Dick Sucked

Puerto Rico & Gettin’ My Dick Sucked
After adding $1,900 in car repairs to my credit burden, I proceeded to sigh in preparation for my departure to Puerto Rico tomorrow morning. What is normally a Thanksgiving family reunion of sorts, is now also a time to take care of dad who will have surgery in the coming days. A special thank-you to Clent for being there and taking care of Busta for me last minute and to Cas for taking the insomniac task of driving me to the airport at 3:30 a.m. for an early flight. As usual, BD is my knight in shining armor and he’s always there making me feel great even when I don’t want to feel anything at all. I’m so in love with my man and each passing day I find myself more and more attracted to him. This weekend while watching 24 (the first season) we decided to role-play and I was a captive being repeatedly sexually abused by my attacker. Of course, once all was said-and-done, I had just as much fun relaying to BD – who had managed to save me - what the attackers had done to me and how I couldn’t believe I survived all of it…I included all the juicy details of how my assailant looked and how I felt while he was abusing me. I get ‘brick’ just thinking about it. All said, the man just does it for me and I’m amazed at how I’m never bored or ho-hum about enjoying him. Now, this makes this morning’s story that much more ironic. Just before meeting BD at the train for our ride to work, I was walking Busta when I noticed a guy in his late teens-early-twenties cross the street with a puppy pitbull. He approaches me and let’s his pup play with Busta before saying “Hey, what kind of dog is that? He’s so cute.” For whatever reason, I heard my internal alarm ringing like mad. I couldn’t understand why, since it seemed innocent enough. Then suddenly he says, “What’s his name?” Once I responded he quickly jumped to, “What’s your name?” I looked at him annoyed and used my middle name (I never use this and it’s simple enough to remember) Snatching Busta who was pulling toward the guy’s puppy, I said, “I really am running late for work.” He then asked me, “So what are you Dominican?” I sounded insulted and retorted, “No, Puerto Rican.” This bold youngin’ continues without a care in the world, “So my girlfriend says that Puerto Ricans have big dicks and I was wondering if you would show me yours.” I looked incredulously at this guy and felt embarrassed, confused and amazed that he was so out-there to say this to me in broad daylight in the middle of the Bronx! “Well you should have one of your Puerto Rican friends show you one,” I icily responded. I pulled Busta so hard he yelped! Homeboi then says, “Yeah, cuz I like to suck dick and I would really like to suck yours.” Dude was out of his mind! With Busta in a mid-crap squat I was trapped in place when dude says, “So you rushing to work? What’s your number…212-“ I said, “Later…I have to run kid.” I took off so fast Busta was running to keep up. In all my years, I’ve never been propositioned by someone 20-years my junior in the middle of the Bronx at the crack of dawn. When I met with BD, I told him what happened and we laughed about it. What are kids coming to these days?

On Blast
There’s never a reason for violence, but the level of bold disrespect the youngster in my neighborhood showed this morning justifies gay-bashing for some. At 39, I have never propositioned someone on the street. Have you ever been bold enough to do or say something to someone you weren’t sure shared your interest?

Keep passin’ the open windows…


Darktomahawk said...

Hey now! Was the guy at least cute?!?!. LOL. Kidding. That does take some balls to proposition someone who wasn't interested. Surprises me kid had courage to do that, especially in the Bronx. I'll give the kid credit though, I couldn't, and haven't, been daring enough to approach a stranger like that.

Have a great trip home. My thoughts are with your family as your dad has to have surgery. I'll say a prayer for you, brother. Happy Thanksgiving Cocoa!


Anonymous said...

see, we were both perved within forty eight hours of each other.

hows that for an unbreakable bond?


Mr. Jones said...

Oh, Hector. You know we've talked ad nauseum about the kids these days.

That made me laugh a lot actually. Random question: Was he cute or did he look busted?

Mr. Jones said...

Ok...I came back cus I re-read and it was REALLY funny.

bLaQ~n~MiLD said...

Ok I'm fuckin pissed now! Mon-Fri I travel into Manhattan and nothing. Not a damn thing!!! Now I'm not saying I want to move back to NYC but shit, CLEARLY Manhattan is wack! Between you and my boy in BK, I need to get a job in the outter boroughs! LMAO j/k. That shit is wild tho. And yes, was he at least cute? You could've become 'Captain Save a Ho' and teach tha kid how to be a gentleman...

You and your family are in my prayers.


Joey Bahamas said...

He was doing early morning shows! I couldn't see being that thirsty. You know, as loud and gregarious as I can be, I rarely ever approach people I'm attracted to. Especially not in the streets, and especially if I don't know what they're given. The kids these days....(pretending like I'm not one of them)...luv!!


Cocoa Rican said...

Folks, thanks for the well-wishes for daddy!! I sincerely appreciate it. Do I even want to go there on how the guy looked??? Let's just say BD keeps me plenty busy and I wouldn't go there...LOL ;)

Tim said...

My fellow Puerto Rican brotha,

I'm here to tell you that youngins these days have no shame, do not give a damn, and will proposition you in front of your man, wife, whatever.

If he came up to me and asked that, I would've said "how much are you paying me? It's $1,000 for the first 5 seconds".

That usually works.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, and I will say a prayer for your father during this time.

Ciao, amigo.

Darius T. Williams said...

Nah - I just really keep it moving...thas interesting tho. Look at you getting all old and ish developing an internal clock - intuition is what they call it - lol.

Um, that role playing - hilarious. You were rescued. You're too funny!

Anonymous said...

kids today grew up in a time when they could go online and order up a hook up. I know I sound real crazy but the internet has left some devoid of tact.

M-Dubb said...

Wow. Your story made me laugh and have a bad flashback at the same time.

I was walking down the street one night in New York when this dude walked up on me, told me he'd been admiring my ass for three blocks, then proceeded to pull out his dick. "I'd love to get at you wit dis," he said.

He was 5'3. If I looked straight ahead, I wouldn't see him. I kept it moving.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend at the time.

Folks don't have tact in Manhattan, either.

houstonmacbro said...

Kids these days have absolutely NO manners. Or finesse.

Jersey Brotha said...

OMG I wish one of my 2 cute coworkers from the BX would ask me something like that! What a happy day that would be for me! LOL

Anonymous said...

i hope with your father everything goes good! Take care of your of your father, Björn from Hamburg

kennyking78 said...

Hey man, I hope your father is okay!

Okay, the youngin' was MAD BOLD, but I think that that is just them nowadays... Being gay has somehow become "mainstream"... I don't know where I was when it happened, but it happened!

That sort of thing has happened to me a couple of times at the gym... I have even been followed from the locker room to my car and been propositioned. I know just how you felt as you hightailed it out of there... kinda' flattered, but MOSTLY violated!

No, I don't think it should provoke gay bashing or a beat down. It is no different from a hetero coming on too strong to a member of the opposite sex... it just seems a bit more taboo because we are not used to stories where "gay-friendly" guys are so forward.

Keisha Kornbread said...

I'm moving to the Bronx, if this is what goes on there!!

I don't see anything wrong with what the kid did. Closed mouths don't get fed and he was assertive enough to speak on what he was interested in. Had this been a job opportunity and he seized the moment he would would be praised.

These younger gays are not trying to live in the closets. Be glad that these younger folks are brave enough to come out and let you know we are here and normal.

Kiss Kiss
Keisha Kornbread