Friday, October 21, 2005

Afternoon Edition - 10/21/05

Insecure About Security
Frank Ulerio, a 23-year old screener for the Transportation Security Administration at John F. Kennedy Airport in New York City, helped himself to $80,000 while he inspected a passenger’s bag on October 7. The passenger was headed from NYC to Pakistan and noticed the cash missing when his flight landed. Now Ulerio faces up to 15 years in prison for grand larceny and possession of stolen property. When he was arrested on the job this Wednesday, Ulerio was carrying $18,000 in cash; although he has admitted to authorities he only stole $60,000.

Doggie Style
The neighbors of Ubaldo Vasquez Huizar, 39, were disgusted to see him sleeping nude in the dog house, but were even more disturbed when they witnessed him sexually assaulting the family dog, Mayra the Rottweiler. When detectives visited Huizar to inform him that he needed to register as a sex offender for a previous offense – Huizar was charged for exposing himself to an 11-year old girl – they were told of Huizar’s assault on the dog. Now Huizar is being charged with two counts of sexual assault on an animal. He also has a $10,000 outstanding drug warrant – go figure! Huizar was booked at the West Valley Detention Center in California. Other neighbors reported seeing Huizar dancing in his yard wearing a woman’s bra and panties prior to this incident.

Gayducation
The University of Iowa is adding a new course to the classes offered in January – Introduction to Queer Studies. Developed by Dr. Warren Blumenfeld and Kathy Hickok the course will explore issues like announcing your gay and coming out. Other universities presently have queer studies as a major and the University of Iowa hopes to build the queer curriculum to also include a queer major. The school already offers Global Queer Cinema as a course.

Long Story Short
Frankie H. is dead. Doctors at North General Hospital say Frankie died at approximately 2 a.m. yesterday of liver and kidney failure. The memorial service has not been announced. Tonight (well, tomorrow morning) at 1 a.m., Logo will re-run the first episode of Noah’s Arc. It’s worth watching folks, so please take a peek. I want us to really discuss the series as it progresses. Who’s that boy? A curious interaction has taken place of late. An odd flirting ritual led to a fellow male rider finally speaking this morning. We spent about 10 minutes smiling and chatting-it-up before I dashed-in to the office, my heart racing a mile a minute. What’s with the butterflies? My aunt Hena is out of the hospital and is recovering at home after suffering a massive stroke over a week ago. She is in a wheelchair and presently has one side paralyzed. My Life As A Man…. That’s what I’ve chosen to name my first novel. I will begin the framework this weekend. The novel will include pieces (ideas) from the G in E Flat short story and the basic storyline behind my failed One Bad Apple attempt last year. Keep your fingers crossed.

On Blast
The vagina is supposed to be a thing of beauty – okay, give me a minute to keep my lunch down here – outside of cleanliness, is there any reason to trim hair in that region? Do men and lesbians really prefer a bare or manicured vagina? Women: Do you feel sexier in a natural state or with your coochie manicured?

Keep passin’ the open windows…

13 comments:

caspar608 said...

I keep the bikini area bare and neat, sometimes bumps happen, but I keep it neat. Not that anyone is in danger of seeing that anytime soon. Who wants to see a grizzly bear poking out of pretty panties? The regions beneath are trimmed and natural. They call it pussy for a reason.

Tammy said...

you should keep your vaginal area trimmed. for me it heightens the sexual pleasure...(specially when he snacking) shut up hector! and also for cleanliness.

Cocoa Rican said...

Okay Tam... I'll try to hold-back on any comments regarding the "snacking." Personally, I prefer a well-trimmed, if not bare, look. Assuming you don't have a well-worn poo-too bare is the way to go for the most appealing look. I remember the picture of J-Lo a few years back as she existed a truck wearing only a mini-skirt with no panties... she was completely bare and I had a very "conflicting" moment! Quick question ladies... what's the best way to get it bare? ... by the looks of it the grooming can get a little complicated.

Anonymous said...

Krissy said....

I personally have done both completely nude like when I was a baby, but the only thing is it does not look like when I was a baby.

I like it with hair too, but I keep it very trimmed and always make sure it has hair on tip a little and that the lips are completely bare so they don't catch anything between their teeth.

I prefer it with a little hair, bikini always and no hair on the lips for the enjoyment of their eating.

Cocoa Rican said...

...looks like we're working our way to a second question.... "Why do women care so much how men want their twats as opposed to what is best for them?" Are women so afraid that it's the man's way or NO way. Strange, I like keeping everything trim and/or bare, but I do it for me... I've had countless men say they prefer men with lots of hair and I've always felt that they can either get with MY program or find someone else. Why are y'all so set on making sure he has it the way HE likes it?

Anonymous said...

Brazilian is the way to go baby!!!

Anonymous said...

My friend likes her hairy, and I like her bald. He wants her and I have her. He has changed his tune.

petite morceau said...

I think for good hygiene purpose, a bald kitty is better. I remember the first time my kitty was completely bald I felt so naked lol but I liked it.

I think women who enjoy their men "snacking" want to make sure it's as pleasant as possible for them because we have good manners and genuine concern for our men :::cough, cough::: :)

Cocoa Rican said...

Funny... I never hear the men in any of the circles I've been in mention trimming (or not trimming, for that matter) for the benefit of someone else's munching. Ladies, do you think y'all go out of your way to please your men even when the man doesn't do the same in return?

FREAKING RICAN said...

Personally, I hate hair. All my friends know this to be true about me. I have short hair for a reason. And my "Nut Cracker" loves her birthday suit. And yes I like her to smell good. For my male partner, it's a treat for me to know that when he goes downtown he doesn't have to worry about getting a funky smell. Even though there are times when he begs me to grow it out "it ain't happening" It's my honey dew and I like her the way I like her. So I am all for the B'day suit!

FREAKING RICAN said...

Oh I also wanted to mention that if my man has hair down there he aint getting my juicy lips around his manhood! Oh my! If I see hair I totally freak out! I hate hair. Bald is definitely a big one for me.

KRISALMIGHTY said...

HERE'S MY TWO CENTS:NOW I HAVEN'T TONGUE-BATHED A KITTY IN ABOUT 4/5YEARS (CAUSE MY BOI KEPT ME BUSY)BUT A TRIMMED KITTY IS MORE INVITING FOR SNACKING PURPOSES. NOW I WILL SNACK IF YOU HAVE HAIR, BUT I WILL EAT IT IF YOU ARE BARE. AND SHUT UP HECTOR!!!

csoysalsera said...

Carmen C shouting out to my chulito lindo, who is amazing at making people feel really good. You brought out the best in everyone on Saturday. Those were down, you were able to lift their spirits. I am fortunate to know such a wonderful, spirited, happy and gracious individual. I love you sweetie.