Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Afternoon Edition - 10/25/05

No Park-ing
Rosa Parks is a name that will live in history as the spark that began the fire that was the civil rights movement. By refusing to give up her seat on a bus almost 50 years ago, she rallied others to the quest for equality. Last night, Parks, 92, died at her home in Detroit. "At the time I was arrested I had no idea it would turn into this," she said 30 years later. "It was just a day like any other day. The only thing that made it significant was that the masses of the people joined in." Her struggle for equality lives on.

Freddy’s New Nightmare
The controversial Baptist minister, Fred Phelps, who set up the Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas didn’t know a reporter was in his midst when he mentioned that he was “thankful” the London bombings and hurricane Rita killed so many Brits and Americans because both countries tolerate homosexuals and homosexuality. The Sky Report investigation in London includes secret filming of Phelps spewing his hate from within his Topeka compound. His church presently has approximately 150 followers – many of whom visit the funerals of American soldiers killed in Iraq waving banners that read, “Thank God 9/11” and AIDS Cures Fags.”

Boobs Weighing You Down
Ladies, ladies, ladies… yes, it sounds really HOT to tell a guy how top heavy you are, but the truth of the matter is, your breasts are not the total mass of what’s weighing you down up-top. An A-cup can weigh up to a ¼ pound, while a B-cup weighs half a pound. Working with a D-cup? Well, those babies are about a pound a piece. While in your 20s your boobs consist of primarily fat, milk glands and collagen. This explains why those girls sit up when you’re young. Unfortunately, as you age the collagen – which helps breasts hold their firmness – is replaced by fat tissue, which weighs them down. The added weight sends those puppies south of the border. To help give the illusion of perky ta-tas, try an over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder with under wire.

On Blast
Plowing away at warp speed during sex is not necessarily the way to keep your intercourse interesting. While some folks vary between oral sex and penetration our question today focuses on the “what ifs” of life. If you had to choose only ONE style of sexual interaction for the remainder of your life, what would it be? (Oral, physical penetration, the use of outside toys & gadgets, etc.) Why?

Keep passin’ the open windows…

13 comments:

Toy said...

ON BLAST:

I'd have to go with the physical, because even after the oral I have to have the "Wood."

Anonymous said...

I am a female but I would have to say oral. It is nothing like that warm sensation in my mouth. Also, I feel in charge.

Anonymous said...

Physical penetration ALL THE WAY!!!! BABY.

There's nothing like the real thing, That big juicy piece of meat inside me rubbing in and out in and out oh my goodness. Bang me, Bang me, Bang me did I make my point I'll take the physical because it feels good and then him on top of me that sweaty body oh ..... excuse me I am getting aroused.

Krissy

Anonymous said...

Physical penetration ALL THE WAY!!!! BABY.

There's nothing like the real thing, That big juicy piece of meat inside me rubbing in and out in and out oh my goodness. Bang me, Bang me, Bang me did I make my point I'll take the physical because it feels good and then him on top of me that sweaty body oh ..... excuse me I am getting aroused.

Krissy

Winnie said...

Hector,

How much does FF's weigh? :)

Anyway, variety is the spice of life and so I really cant decide which i would prefer for the rest of my life. sometimes you just want the oral and sometimes you just want penetration BUT if i HAD to pick, i would say oral b/c i always say its better to receive than to give!!! LOL!!

petite morceau said...

That's a hard one (no pun intended, well...okay pun very much intended lol).

As much as I enjoy receiving oral sex, I could not choose only that for the rest of my life because I crave the feeling I get when I'm, um, fully penetrated - that's when I feel the closest connection with him. Besides, I'm not selfish, I would want my partner to have his fun too.

KahluaLoverInVa said...

Damn Krissy...got ME aroused too! LOL

Seriously...as much as I love to give...and to receive orally...i'd have to say that physical penetration is something I cannot live without...it IS the deepest connection and then there are so many MANY positions to enjoy!! Damn...this percocet got me jonesin for some of that thang...

Jeanine said...

Well at the risk of souding totally crass, I would choose physical penetration because I need my man to give me the "WOOD" EVERYTIME!

Coca, you done got me to think..boy my hubby's gonna get the bizness tonight :-)

FREAKING RICAN said...

Definitely physical penetration. I could not give up that 9 1/2 and as thick as the bottom of a coke bottle. Lord knows that I am a sinner and can't give up that man's member! Let me call this brother becasue Krissy has me going!

Cocoa Rican said...

Krissy's a hookah! That said, I'm sad to report that although I'm pretty good at it, I'm not very oral - well, at least not with many. Conversely, I don't care for too much oral attention - especially when many don't know what they're doing, so it only serves to irritate the f*ck out of me and kill the mood. Guess that kind-of settles it - IT'S HAMMER TIME FOLKS!

caspar608 said...

Krissy, I think you MAY be a nympho mama. Just a little one though.
Face down ass up thats the way I like to....
On top ALWAYS delivers as well.

KRISALMIGHTY said...

THAT'S A HARD CHOICE FOLKS. NOW I'M THE ORAL KING (COULD SUCK A GULF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE !!), BUT WHEN ITS ALL SAID AND DONE, I'LL HAVE TO CHOOSE STROKING. LOVE TO PROBE NICE TIGHT SPACES. DAMN...MY MONITOR IS FOGGING UP...

Cocoa Rican said...

Kris, Kris, Kris....
I almost swallowed three golf balls and took a trip to the ATL... hey a brotha is a freak! A freak with a good memory though.... LOL