Monday, January 30, 2006

Morning Edition - 1/30/06

Poke Me and Leave Your Mark
You only live once… well, that’s what I kept repeating to myself as the tattoo artist put the finishing touches on his work of art. I’d been talking about getting a tattoo and it was that time to put my money where my mouth was. I’m not going to sit here and front, it hurt quite a bit. Luckily, the artist was able to translate my vision on to my body. Now, the tattoo was only part one of what I had been saying I would do this year and I just figured it was best to get everything done at once and endure the healing process at one time. My support brothers – Jay-Jay and Slugger, were there with Bobby on the cell line as I also took on a piercing. Not your average piercing, since I have three in my earlobes already. This one was slightly more in the vein of pain/pleasure. The initial prick made me wince, then cringe and strangely, even my penis jumped twice before the final clasps were secured, but when it was done it was absolutely beautiful. For the record, the piercing is not in my penis...come on now, I haven't completely lost my mind. In the coming months I look forward to unveiling the weight loss with the new additions to my body. I’m really happy with both of them and I suspect some other folks will be too.

Dancing on the Ceiling
Last Friday night the girls went out to La Maganette. Meanwhile, I had my first foray into dating a Puerto Rican man. Yes, ladies and gentleman, it only took close to 22 years for me to finally turn to my side and notice one of my own. So while the girls were on the dance floor shaking their bon-bons, I was in the boogie down making it all Campbells – you know, Mmm…Mmm… good. The date went extremely well and I promised I’d be kind and not reveal any details, but suffice to say that I may have been missing out on quite a bit by making it all Hershey all these years. I’m not exactly a Goya convert just yet, but I’m well on my way to adding more garlic to my diet. :) Carmen C. will be hosting a monthly Friday night dance party at La Maganette beginning in February.

The BBC Gets Some TLC
The last time the NYC Breathe Bitch Conglomerate (BBC) got together was last July. We hit the road and went to DC where we had a beautiful time – thanks again Lady Long Legs. This time we have a special treat planned. After returning from our little ski trip in the mountains this March, we will turn ourselves over to the expert hands of Angelique Perez. After years of letting her fingers do the walking and stroking the stress out of her private clients, Perez is opening her very own massage parlor. The Breathe Bitch Conglomerate will have a light brunch at Perez’ new parlor and take advantage of special BBC rates to have their bodies worked over. The date of the BBC brunch will be announced in February.

On Blast
Dead to the world. There are parts of our bodies we either never really considered had any real sensual value or flat-out didn’t find the right partner to arouse any feeling in or around. What body part has a partner unlocked for you and do you continue to experience THE HEAT there since?

Keep passin’ the open windows…

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

I don't be mad for postint this on the BLOG but, I Loved it and wanted to share...

Subject: 3 LADIES IN A HOT TUB

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE Of TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT. I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

J'Moo

Anonymous said...

Please don't read my joke coco rican did not appreciation it, so please don'y read it...

Cocoa Rican said...

Seeing as though I just got it done…I’d have to answer the On Blast question and say my nipples. I’ll keep it real and say they were dead to the world until last night. Now, I swear they are ready to poke a hole through my shirt. LOL I’m loving it and really enjoying the new-found sensation. I can’t wait until they’re healed and I can begin really taking advantage of that sensation and sharing these babies with others. J’Moo…why are you trying to make me go over there and break crazy on your azz?! Can’t I just have a little peace for once… and by the way, just because a date spends the night doesn’t mean we did anything….does it?! DOES IT?!! LOL

caspar608 said...

LOOKING FOR MR. GOODBAR.

Rent it. Watch it. And stop bringing strangers back to the crib PLEASE.

Cocoa Rican said...

Cas....Pumpkin??? If you're last comment was directed at me, let me just say that there haven't been any strangers to the crib in the Boogie Down...talk whatcha know.

Quoting from the good book of Kanye West and Brandy...

[Chorus:]

The more they talk about our love
The more they make it obvious
The more they seem so envious
How can they talk about our love
When they don't know one thing about
Instead they just runnin they mouth
So all we do is tune them out

[Verse 2:]

I swear they got some nerve
Spreadin what they heard
I cant give them no run
I can't be concerned with all that talk
I won't be involved
That's my word
See I'm not the one
They got me confused
They got me messed up
Don't you think I've had enough
When it comes to what we do
All that matters is us two
Don't pay them no mind
We just gon show and prove

Let the church say Amen.

caspar608 said...

I DID NOT KNOW IT WAS THAT DEEP. CHILD! Go on with your bad self Cocoa. I found lovin since I found you and all that!

Anonymous said...

The one part of my body that my partner has unlocked is my toes. There is nothing more sensual than having your toes sucked while indulging. More importantly is knowing how to suck them. There are skills required. :-)

Anonymous said...

I must pass on this one. There are only two parts of this body that experience sensual pleasure lips and prick. So, with that being said don't go tickling my toes with your tongue (They'll cute your throat) or sucking on my nipples unless you have sand paper handy.

Oh FYI - If you want to kiss on my neck after my squirt, you have hit the must sensitive area for a few seconds.

Just Me

Anonymous said...

Cocoa,

I just read the Edition for today and must add my two cents worth.

Most of us are NOT, I repeat not into gore so, TMI is more than we can stand to stomach. We all love the fact that your gymnastics are working for you but, please keep your painful pleasures to a minimum. I still have to eat lunch. What I've heard about piercings, you may give up more than you acquire by placing holes in the body. I hope that the tattoo is of Christ because it sounds as though you are on the road to sin and damnation.
What are you trying to recapture? You’re over 30 and everything is starting to shift southwards. Be careful you don’t want to be dragging metal on the ground.

Just Me

KRISALMIGHTY said...

I HAVE EXPERIENCED PARTNERS WITH GREAT ORAL SKILLS BEFORE, BUT MY NEW PARTNER IS EXCEPTIONAL. HE HAS 3, YES THREE TONGUE PIERCINGS AND I HAVE BEEN EXPERIENCING THE MOST EXHILARATING "MIKE CHECKS", AMOUNG OTHER THINGS.

PS: CONGRATS ON THE NEW TATS COOCOA!!

Cocoa Rican said...

Thank you Kris. I’m sure you’re enjoying those tongue piercings – I actually had a date with a young man in his mid-twenties two weeks ago who only had one tongue ring, but I swore they gave him a manual on how to operate the thing because I thought I would rip his locks out by the roots from pleasure!

Well Just Me…Thanks to good genetics and the recent work-outs, nothing has begun its decent southward. As far as TMI…this is my blog family and I thank them for always being kind enough to share in my exploits – some even live vicariously through me. Though I sometimes agree with you that I’m headed for hell and damnation, the road to get there is really getting better and better. My tattoo is not of our Lord and judging by the reaction at the gym a few minutes ago, it’s HOT to death! My new piercing is not only off-the-hook, it does wonders for turning my partner(s) on and making me want to f*ck myself. As far as dragging metal… I plan to do that this coming weekend, since I’ve convinced one of my playmates to join in on the piercing party and get one for me to play with.

Hmmm….Just Me… you know you want to get in on this…. LOL :)

caspar608 said...

I don't know who is crazier today....Cocoa or Just Me.

Just Me, sounds like you need a pedicure and a good exfoliating sweetie. I can do the job the next time you're in town...but I charge by the minute. : ) : ) : )

What is the tatoo of Cocoa. I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!! And fer crying out load please use the bacitracin.

caspar608 said...

the inner thigh....up a little....to the left....down just a bit....there it is!
Aaaahhh! So refreshing.

Better than the uncola.

Cocoa Rican said...

I'd rather show you my new accessories, rather than tell you about them... what say I show you over dinner on Friday night? Yeah...let's make my show-and-tell part of the dessert schedule! LOL

Anonymous said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH part of desert that should be good

Krissy

caspar608 said...

It must be an erotic tattoo...

Anonymous said...

I'm getting sick. I know that you Ricans are NOT circumcised because of budgets (cuts) and I can imagine you trying to decorate it. I can't take NO more.

Barf Barf. PEWK PEWK

I feel a little better

Just Me

Cocoa Rican said...

Let's just say, this week, I'm keeping myself busier than anyone else can ; )

Just Me...I'm getting the sense that you're going to be rubbing yourself raw thinking about my new look... it's been my experience that the one yelling "Ewwwww!" the loudest is usually the one secretly wanting it the most. It's all good...I can't blame you for being wrapped-up in Cocoa!

Cocoa Rican said...

REMINDER:

Noah's Arc
EPISODE: Love Is a Battlefield
DATE / TIME: February 1: 9:30PM

SYNOPSIS: Noah schemes to restore Wade's professional confidence; Ricky faces a crisis; Chance makes a big decision.
CHANNEL: LOGO

Repeats:
February 2: 12:00AM, 4:30AM
February 4: 2:00AM, 2:30AM
February 5: 12:30AM

Tammy said...

thats not fair cocoa!...i dont live in ny...how am i going to see your new tattoo?!! you are going to have to tell me what it is.

caspar608 said...

JUST ME!!!!

What are you talking about? We are all (or were) fornicators on this site. Why would Cocoa go to hell. Were'nt you the one whose wee-wee was in that overzealous womans mouth ...remember? suck me in the moooorrrnniinng, then just walk away we don't have tomorrow but we had yesterdaaaayyyyyy.