Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Morning Edition - 7/18/06

And You’re Telling Me This Because…
Oprah and long-time friend Gayle King penned a lengthy article in the upcoming August issue of O magazine to reveal that although their 30-year friendship is sometimes called to question as gay, they are very much straight. King went on to say that if they were gay they would tell everyone because there is nothing wrong with being gay. :::::Pause:::::: I know this is when gay people should be thanking Ms. O and her gal-pal for making such an assertion, but the truth is, it would’ve made a much more positive statement if we didn’t have to address the issue at all. By giving the ignorant folks who have to define and neatly box relationships, a forum Oprah gives credence to the belief that the private lives of adults is public information.

Are You Part of the Majority?
Statistics show that 97% of adult males 15-44 years old had vaginal intercourse with a female in their lifetime. A remarkable 90% of heterosexual males in that same age group said they had performed oral sex on a female – uh, guess that debunks the myth that most men don’t get down with that; while only 40% of these men admitted to engaging in anal sex with their female partners. What was most astonishing is that only 3% of gay men in the same age group admitted to having had oral and/or anal sex in the last twelve months. All said, a subsequent study found that sex surveys do not provide an accurate record of true sexual activity.

Hot, Irritated, Stay Hydrated
The north east is experiencing a serious heat wave. Temperatures are expected to remain in the mid to upper nineties for the week. Drink lots of fluids, dress in cool clothing and for the love of those around you – BATHE. This advice especially applies to everyone who rides public transportation and is forced into tight quarters that require your holding your arm up (normally in someone’s face) for a lengthy period of time. Enough said.

On Blast

What area of your body have you designated as an "off limits" zone for your sex partner? Why?

Keep passin' the open windows...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

My head - only when I have a brand new hair do - is the only part of my body that is off limits. When I give, I give completely, but don't run those fingers through my hair until the 4th or 5th day of a new do.

Just Me said...

There are really no off limits areas with my partner. I do have areas that I prefer not be tampered with and I don't stand for too much tampering.

I am not into sucking/licking/flicking or smacking. Rkelly, was insecure with his from the video. I am very secure. I love screwing, the longer the better so, I love my partner to be into that. Ride the bologna pony, Tame the bonco, See if you make me pewk. Oh, I do like the areola. I like to see if I can make it bump up....

I hope that lips against anywhere except her's is not expected. Female friends of mine told me years ago, NEVER EVER go there and to this day I haven't needed to...and from what I understand neither has my eldest brother.

Some people have an oral fixation and I work with that but, when are we going to get to the good part.

Cocoa Rican said...

Graphically simple… stay away from the twins…anything with more pressure than a lightly feathered tongue with the twins will have you suffering head trauma. Fingers… they’re great for massaging and titillating, but if you attempt to insert yours anywhere here, be prepared to lose a digit. Outside of that, almost anything is fair game. I’m down with using toys on you, so long as you don’t attempt to reciprocate the favor. If you’re a minute man, have the same length refractory time. Lastly, selective oral… If you sit on it, I don’t put my mouth near it and if that lollipop needs to be unwrapped, chances are you’re out of luck. Well, that was simple enough… or is it like my friends say – TOO MANY RULES?!

Anonymous said...

I have to get my thoughts together... "Just Me" threw me off with the "Ride the bologna pony" remark. LMAO!

KahluaLoverInVa said...

There is no such thing as an "off-limit zone" for my current partner. He's earned each and every territory. (Too much info? LOL)

~~Kahlua~~

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