Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Morning Edition - 7/26/05

5-4-3-2-1; Ready For Take-Off
With the 7 astronauts strapped into their seats and the hatch closed and locked, the space shuttle Discovery’s crew is ready for a 10:39 a.m. lift-off. The astronauts are scheduled to perform three space walks while at the International Space Station. These walks will include the repair of equipment on the ISS. NASA estimates the risk of catastrophic failure is about 1 in 100.

Jamboree or BBQ?
A boy scout jamboree scheduled at Fort AP Hill – one hour south of Washington DC – turned deadly when a deadly electrical accident killed four adult Scout leaders that were setting up camp for opening day. The troop leaders that were killed were visiting from an Alaska troop. It is believed that a tent pole struck a power line. "The Jamboree will go on," said spokeswoman Renee Fairrer.
Sidebar: My first song request for the jamboree is “The Electric Slide”

Long Story Short
Carlos C. is still hospitalized with clots in his chest and legs. Doctors hope to release him by the end of the week. Daylen has made a full recovery since his hernia op and is now eating, screaming and givin’ the Boogie Down hell. Hector C. drops E
. and R., puts P in his place and looks to a couple of drinks with S. by Friday – stay tuned. Did Freakin’ get freaky? Questions abound, but details are fervently requested. Krissy brought her Angel to the Village for a double date of sorts with Cocoa and friend. The night was a success, but what was with the GAY-torade order at the bar? Evelyn C. won the court battle with the city board to keep her two story deck. Congrats, now safety check that thing! J’Moo married? Inquiring minds want to know! BTW: Lounge tonight?

Keep passin’ the open windows…

18 comments:

Jeanine said...

Oh lawd Cocoa..I had to laugh out loud on your Boyscout story! You are a mess!

Whooo that was funny!

Anonymous said...

Angel & I had a great time with Cocoa & friend

The highlight of the night was 2 episodes: 1. I was approached by a dyke who asked me if I was a real woman & I was afraid for my life because Angel & Cocoa were outside smooking while inside she was trying to smoke me.

2. the other was a problem child guy (who was really a hooker) who told me, infront of my boyfriend Angel {my baby} that he wanted to see me with another woman. Well my man being from the Bronx and was with the Guardian Angels when they first started (Flaming Knights they were called) stepped to him & was ready to bust him out Bronx style. However, we all composed ourselves igd him and had a great night. The best part for me was Breakfast and of course SEX. WOW!

We look forward to hanging out with Cocoa and friend again.

Krissy

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FREAKING RICAN said...

Oh my Lord,

Krissy too much damn information. Chill out before you wet your panties!

FREAKING RICAN said...

This is for J,Moo!

I miss you my friend! I hope all is going well. Can't wait to hang out with you again. Let us know about the Jazz night.

Talk to you soon!

Anonymous said...

Jazz night when, where, I am free for the month of August too so let me know.

Krissy

Cocoa Rican said...

Uh Krissy... guess it was soooooooooo good you had to say it thrice! You go girl! Your Angel was a sweet treat... thanks for sharing him with us.

Anonymous said...

where is the damn On Blast>>>>

Anonymous said...

Why com' people, i.e. Cocoa, can't be on time with the Blast like I told him to be...

J'Moo

Anonymous said...

Let go back to DC, Hot Sweaty Club, and the Girl in the Pink Moo-Moo.
NO BLAST:
Is it the responsibility of your friends to scream on you for being incorrect?
Because if so, that sister’s friends fell short of their duties and le her out there, Big Time!
Lemme know…
J'Moo

Anonymous said...

Hey Casper, thanks for the wishing me Love everlasting, right back at ya'. How are the boyz?, I went looking for them but I didn't see my angels. I want the little guy, lill'-C, to make me a reproduction of his sunflower painting. Yes, he is being commissioned at such a young age; so tell him it must be perfect and signed and numbered. Lemme know.

Toy said...

Hold up!!!! J'Moo married?! Did I read that right? Ah, hell naw:-) That's gonna cause a problem. It's about to be a what...a girl fight (or something like that:-)!!!!

caspar608 said...

J'Moo you absolutely MUST call Derrick @home and speak to him directly about commissioning a picture for you. That would do wonders for him! Tell him what you want and he will create a masterpiece. My Mother took the sunflowers and hung it over her bed in her bedroom. I have another large one hanging in my living room - until I can find a reputable framer. Give him a call. He would be so proud! And thank you for giving him props. Uncle Hector is going to be publicist for all of my kids when they are grown folk...isn't that right Cocoa?

caspar608 said...

Toy baby J'Moo sure is phoine isn't he? For me, he's been a sight to behold since the eighties! He still looks the same only he has those sexy dreads now!
And he speaks so eloquently - I would be swooning if I didn't know him sooo damn long!
Example: Mr. J'Moo is so phoine that at the age of 16 I felt compelled to save his life and beautiful face from a knife wielding maniac on Fordham Road and was body slammed in the process. Yes, honey, he is a sight to behold.

Cocoa Rican said...

Caspar, of course I'll be my nephews and niece's publicist BUT if you compliment that buzzard one mo' time I'm gonna rip testicle hairs from his contorted form! What the heck is goin' on around here?!?! Don't get me wrong... J'Moo.. .is one of my OLDEST and (sometimes) dearest friends, but PHINE?! What is the world and this blog coming to?
::: hands shaking trying to open my pill bottle:::::

caspar608 said...

Cocoa, if you weren't my soul brother and gay you WOULD be in BIG TROUBLE anytime you came near me. And that's all I gave to say about that.
For the record y'all: Cocoa was my first crush as a young girl, but my sister stole him away from me.

Cocoa Rican said...

Awww... that's so sweet... suddenly I forgive you Caspar... I now realize your eyesight has been bad for a while now... Helen Keller lives!