Monday, February 13, 2006

Morning Edition -2/13/06

It’s Christmas Time In The City; Unfortunately, It’s February
With a record-breaking 26.9 inches of snowfall recorded in NYC’s Central Park, Saturday night’s snowstorm left New York immobilized. Winds in the Big Apple were recorded at a knock-down 60 mph. Yesterday, the city that never sleeps became the city that needed some rest after trying to dig out. After the frustration of shoveling two feet of snow and still not being able to pull-out of my parking space, I settled-in for some Chinese food and some Sunday night television.

There You Are
Verichip, a maker of a controversial silicon chip encased in glass that is implanted in the upper arm of human beings, is having a trial of its new device on two workers at Citywatcher.com, a private video surveillance company. To date, 70 individuals in the U.S. use a similar device for medical purposes. Verichip says the device would be used to track employees as they enter and leave a facility and can only be read by a card reader, but Big Brother watchers are not buying it. The fear is that all Americans could have the chip implanted and tracked at all times. Verichip counters that the chip is not a GPS device. Sidebar: Now, there’s a Valentine’s gift for your lover.

Average? Let’s See…
There is an average for virtually every statistic imaginable. Have you ever considered what the averages for men are? The average height for a man is 5’9” that’s more than three inches shorter than what many women say they’d like their man to be. The average weight for a man is about 172 pounds. They may break them more often, but men only have an average 206 bones in their entire body. The average man produces 3,000 sperm per second and release 200-300 thousand sperm each time he ejaculates. Not to worry though, the average ejaculation is a spoonful. Flaccid, the average man’s penis is two-to-five inches, while it powers-up to four-to-eight inches when erect.

On Blast
Black men have a reputation of having unusually large penises, while Latino men are said to be the most passionate lovers. Some report that white men are the freaks of the bunch and Asians are built like infants. We all know that most of these stories are based on myth, but which of these have you proven to be true or completely false? Elaborate on your experience(s).

Keep passin’ the open windows…

9 comments:

caspar608 said...

My neck! my back!! my arms! my crack! I spent this evening shoveling my car out of a parking space. : ( I don't even feel like my body is mine right now. I was parked in a single spot between two driveways and the ass-wipes that owned the homes used snow plows for their driveways - which locked my car up like it was in a vise grip. I dug my grey lady out in less than two hours actually...somehow I feel like I wasn't alone doing all that work. Something supernatural happened while I was diggin the car out. I'm still in pain though. It would be really nice if God sent me a good husband. I'm tired!!!!!!

The answer to the On Blast....from my own experience...believe the hype about the Brothas - at least 2/3rds of the time for me. Never been with an Asian....the Caucasian thing is a myth - TRUST. The Latin stereotype is true although the Latin men I have dated/known intimately were a little too Momma's boyish ... it got on my nerves a bit but thats got nothin to do with libido so forget I said that. AND DON'T ATTACK ME EITHER DAMNIT!

Have a great day everyone. I am spending the day home today. I need to recuperate.

Cocoa Rican said...

Caspar! I know how you feel!! I shoveled, I brushed, I dug, I scraped and that was to get out of my front door! Needless to say the most frustrating part of the whole thing was that I set-up two tentative dates – one with a work-out buddy and one for cocktails following my work-out and had to cancel both when I couldn’t leave my neighborhood. Diving from hole to hole on my way to the Chinese restaurant and pumping my arms with everything I had served as my only exercise and only release last night. Special thanks to Nelly for breaking me off with some phone relief – haven’t done that in years.

As far as the On Blast goes…I’m biased… as a Latino man I’ve been told that I’m a very passionate lover and my self esteem forces me to believe that, so there. As for my preference for the brothas (cover your ears Nelly – or should I say, eyes) like the Dentine commercial 9-out-of-10 brothas were built right – although, I’ve come across my share of black men who were either average build or lacking substantial drill toolage. I haven’t had the opportunity to experience any sexual interaction with Asian and White men (mainly by choice) but from the flaccid look of things – the myths appear to be based on plenty of reality.

caspar608 said...

Chulo
I hope as you mature you taste the rainbow.
Holler at me at home later. I am dropping the kids off now and then running to home depot for some salt.
Peace
Cas

Tammy said...

Well, in my experience with black men, the majority of them was hanging quite well. And from what white men have whispered to me and suggested what they wanted to do to me, they do seem to be quite freaky...(but i aint went there, yet).

Anonymous said...

This appears to be a women question.....But I must give my two cents...

I can speak of Latino men/women. They are crazy! I can't think of any other race can deal with those people. The men are possessive and the women are caterers and crazy about their men. The man will fight off a Raging Bull for women that he deems his. Maybe that's what passion is.....Keep it....

As for Utility, I have never had a problem with my size or girth...Flaccid, it may a worm but, don't mess with it. Did someone say Anaconda in the house....?

Anonymous said...

I think this anonymous guy is racist.What you mean by you cant deal with them people. Be real say who them people is.

Anonymous said...

I am glad I have an average size brotha. I have been with black men that were so large, I would barely move afraid that at any moment, they would knock something out of place. My boyfriend is just enough for a little pain but a lot of satisfaction.

Anonymous said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

Blessings, Hugs and Kisses,
From that Chocolate Brotha'
J'Moo

caspar608 said...

melts in your mouth etc etc...
back at you - you gorgeous chocolate prince!