Monday, August 15, 2005

Morning Edition - 8/15/05

I Was Blind; Now I See
Recently I forwarded a playing card brain teaser to each of you. The teaser involved a group of six cards. The object was to focus on one card, scroll down the page and find the group of six cards minus the card you have previously chosen. I’ll admit that I was baffled how my card remarkably was missing from the bottom bunch each time. I initially chalked the brain teaser up to an act of Satan worship; someone was certainly swinging a chicken somewhere. As it turns out – and Monica J. was the first to send me an e-mail spilling the beans – the original group of six cards and the subsequent group of five cards are completely different – minus the suit and colors. Therefore, your chosen card would never be in the group, since the second group is a new group altogether. Thanks MJ for figuring that one out for us.

Let Me Catch You Pushin’ Up
The producers of American Idol and the Fox Network have issued a stern warning to all American Idol staff – No fraternizing with contestants – PERIOD! The warning and new policy was issued following an extensive inquiry to determine the extent of interaction between Paula Abdul and former contestant Corey Clark. After attorneys interview Abdul, Clark and several contestants, it was found that there was no evidence to prove there was a sexual affair between the only female judge and the cherub like Clark. Abdul will resume her duties on the new Idol set to begin in the coming days.

Toilet Paper Roll Test
Researchers say that only six percent of the male population has larger than average penises. An average penis is approximately six inches fully erect. Many men joke that they need large-size condoms, but condom makers say this is a myth and an exaggeration. They say the easiest way to tell if you (or your man) need a large size condom is to simply place an empty toilet paper roll over an erect penis. If the toilet paper roll can slide to the base of the member, you don’t need a large size condom. If you (or your man) cannot comfortably slide the toilet paper roll to the base of the erect penis, head for the drug store and proudly request the larger size condoms. Statistics have shown that both women and gay men will prefer an average size penis if that member is attached to a decent, kind-hearted man, but there has always been a fascination with a large cock. Doctors say that most men – even those with fairly large penises feel their member can be larger. Regardless of their size, men are aware that there is always a larger penis than their own looming near.

On Blast
Be honest. Don’t be shy. Does penis size matter? Is there a need for a larger than average size penis for a fulfilling sex life? Tell of an encounter / experience with either a larger than average penis or a smaller than average penis. Does a larger penis help you forgive your partner’s other shortcomings?

Keep passin’ the open windows…

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Size DOES count. I was in a relationship with a very attractive, caring, good-credit, own house, car and truck man. I just knew he was the one. We waited almost 9 months before having sex because we wanted to get to know each other. Well, if I would have known earlier what I found out later, it wouldn't have lasted more than 9 days, not to mention 9 months.

He had a smaller than normal penis and it really made me mad. Yes, I said mad! I couldn’t believe this was a grown man. We had the best relationship but the sex was not satisfying. The relationship didn't last because I kept cheating on him. After having sex with him, I was forced, yes I said forced to call "a friend" to really come and take care of business.

Size may not be important to some but it is imperative to me. Thank God I married a man that is more than capable of satisfying me!

Anonymous said...

Well for me thickness is very important I do not want a pencil because even if he hits the corners u know there won't be much friction. However, knowing how to use it is extremely important. Hip movement has to be involved u know the thrusting and the back & forth and the angles and the circles knowing how to dance inside is key.

So I would have to say a combination of size avg 7 inches w/a nice thickness at least the width of putting your thumb & pointer finger together in a circle should be more of less the thickness coupled w/the movement of the ocean and how it comes to shore.

Some big ones can't really move, cook and sir so for me it's thickness and movement.

Can you tell I had a great weekend and he can move. Okay enough I am getting turned on.

Krissy

Anonymous said...

Size absolutely matters. I dated this guy once that had a short chubby member and the only thing that saved him was the fact that his tongue game was on point. I also had a long skinny one and that too was not good. I prefer decent length and girth becasue I need my man to fill me up not rattle the rim.

Good on blast!

caspar608 said...

at this point in time I have a blue jungle jiggler and it does the job just fine. I don't have to suffer the foolishness of the mighty or the tiny to get my shit off. Toys for grown folks are the best thing since sliced bread. Every bad memory of penis past has been erased.

KahluaLoverInVa said...

To me, size doesn't matter WITHIN REASON...(i.e., don't come at me with a cocktail weenie or something that should be attached to a HORSE either). I've experienced both ends of the spectrum and I'm happy with brothers of average length as long as there's some girth to go with it. Of course the partner has to also have skills in all other areas too. The key for me is, there has GOT to be chemistry involved too. If you blow my MIND then my body will follow! (But I'm still breakin out the toilet paper roll just to see!)

Cocoa Rican said...

My experience has been that men (gay men specifically) are slightly more conscious and picky about penis size than women. For me, penis size is not an utmost concern, although I’d be lying if I said that an infant-size penis wouldn’t turn me off. In all honesty, the size of my own penis is a good “measuring stick” for determining whether my partners are well endowed or lacking in the penis department. Overall, a man with an average size penis that can maintain erections and has good refractory time will usually suffice. Unusually large penises, though great to look at, can cause serious damage to a gay man – well, any gay man that engages in passive participation and has any intention of having normal body functions outside of sex. If you find yourself having to reminisce, role play using the memory of a previous partner or relying on a second partner to satisfy you physically, you’re probably with the wrong penis, I mean partner. Personally, I don’t have a need for nor have I ever enjoyed toys in lieu of the real thing – either for myself or my partners.

KahluaLoverInVa said...

Hey Caspar....what exactly does a blue jungle jiggler LOOK like and DO? LOL

Anonymous said...

Ladies & Gentlemen,

Puhhleasse be trully honest and do not have shame in your harsh honesty. Men have great expectations from their women/men and if we as females had our "short comings" men would not be too pleased, would be judgemental, and would search elsewhere for another fix. Therefore, I do not feel bad when I say that size matters. Because, men have a lot of stadards that women must live up too. I was dated someone that was too good to be true, too nice ( a bell should go off) and he had the nerve to pull his pants down and try to accomplish something. I was upset and disgusted. Because, he was such a "macho" man and he had a pinky size (that is the truth) member. I refused to do anything with him. So if I have to be honest about my cup size and keep fit and goodlooking the least a man could do is be honest and not lead us on.

KRISALMIGHTY said...

AS A GAY MAN, I LOVE THE SENSUALITY OF A WELL PROPORTIONED MALE BODY IN ITS ENTIRETY. THE PENIS IS NOT THE SINGLE MOST ATTRACTIVE PART FOR ME. BUT I LIKE TO SEE AN AVERAGE "PARTY SIZE" ENDOWMENT ON A MAN. I'M NOT GOING TO PRETEND THAT IT IS NOT DISAPPOINTING TO FIND A PARTNER WITH A DISPROPORTIONATELY SMALL PENIS FOR HIS SIZE. BOTTOM LINE IS I'M EXTREMELY ORAL, SO FOR ME, A PRETTY PENIS IS MORE SENSUOUS AND MORE LIKELY TO BE INTRODUCED TO MY TONSILS THAN A LARGER PENIS THAT MIGHT BE UNAPPEALING AND THEREFORE NOT EDIBLE. THEN OF COURSE ITS IMPORTANT WHO IS ATTACHED TO THE PENIS. CHARACTER OVER SIZE ANYDAY....LOL

Tammy said...

You all have said it all...size does matter. Whether it be to small or to large (gotta a story about that) it aint good. Width and length are important. I dont care how good a man may be...if it aint happening in the bedroom...eventually it aint gonna be happening nowhere.

FREAKING RICAN said...

I have been blessed! My past lovers have all been a good size. One average, one way over average and the one I can't seem to let go is "OH MY GOD"! He has it nice and thick and big and long and I can't seem to get enough of it. This one guy can work it GIRLS unfortunately he is so MASSIVE I can't come for the life of me! But he knows how to satify me in other ways that work just as fine. Now for the above average guy he had it perfect not to big not too small just right and let me tell you he made me reach the stars everytime we made love. So for me yes it has to be the size and how he can make me feel. I too have had a man with a below average one and he really didn't do it for me. SO YES SIZE DOES MATTER and if he has it below average he better know how to work that TONGUE!

Jeanine said...

I'm loving this on blast question. I think everyone has said it all. Size definetly matters PERIOD. No matter how strong a man's foreplay is, if he can't bring it on home he will get boring after a while. I prefer a nice substantive slightly larger than average magic stick, nothing enormous and certainly nothing preemie size either!

Cocoa Rican said...

So let me get this right, the general consensus is that it's the size of the boat not the motion of the ocean, right? You know, that's how I've come to know when some men are uncomfortable about their penis size... they start making excuses and giving a lot of run-around activities to compensate for performance. Lay the pipe; have no gripes... tha'ts my saying. Keep it real folks. A little penis is a BIG problem.