I Was Blind; Now I See
Recently I forwarded a playing card brain teaser to each of you. The teaser involved a group of six cards. The object was to focus on one card, scroll down the page and find the group of six cards minus the card you have previously chosen. I’ll admit that I was baffled how my card remarkably was missing from the bottom bunch each time. I initially chalked the brain teaser up to an act of Satan worship; someone was certainly swinging a chicken somewhere. As it turns out – and Monica J. was the first to send me an e-mail spilling the beans – the original group of six cards and the subsequent group of five cards are completely different – minus the suit and colors. Therefore, your chosen card would never be in the group, since the second group is a new group altogether. Thanks MJ for figuring that one out for us.
Let Me Catch You Pushin’ Up
The producers of American Idol and the Fox Network have issued a stern warning to all American Idol staff – No fraternizing with contestants – PERIOD! The warning and new policy was issued following an extensive inquiry to determine the extent of interaction between Paula Abdul and former contestant Corey Clark. After attorneys interview Abdul, Clark and several contestants, it was found that there was no evidence to prove there was a sexual affair between the only female judge and the cherub like Clark. Abdul will resume her duties on the new Idol set to begin in the coming days.
Toilet Paper Roll Test
Researchers say that only six percent of the male population has larger than average penises. An average penis is approximately six inches fully erect. Many men joke that they need large-size condoms, but condom makers say this is a myth and an exaggeration. They say the easiest way to tell if you (or your man) need a large size condom is to simply place an empty toilet paper roll over an erect penis. If the toilet paper roll can slide to the base of the member, you don’t need a large size condom. If you (or your man) cannot comfortably slide the toilet paper roll to the base of the erect penis, head for the drug store and proudly request the larger size condoms. Statistics have shown that both women and gay men will prefer an average size penis if that member is attached to a decent, kind-hearted man, but there has always been a fascination with a large cock. Doctors say that most men – even those with fairly large penises feel their member can be larger. Regardless of their size, men are aware that there is always a larger penis than their own looming near.
Be honest. Don’t be shy. Does penis size matter? Is there a need for a larger than average size penis for a fulfilling sex life? Tell of an encounter / experience with either a larger than average penis or a smaller than average penis. Does a larger penis help you forgive your partner’s other shortcomings?
Keep passin’ the open windows…