Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Special Edition - Cruz Clan Lands

Cruz Clan Lands
The folks at Jet Blue Airlines have already left a message on my home voice mail to let me know what I can do with my business, following my parents' arrival at JFK airport moments ago. When I spoke to my mom via cell phone where she stood at baggage claim, there appeared to be a flustered Jet Blue Customer Care Agent pleading with my mom to return the items - including bathroom toiletries and intricate electronics equipment she managed to dislodge and carry off the aircraft. When I finally got her to release the customer care agent's neck, she stayed on the telephone long enough to say that Jet Blue served her nothing but Blue Tortilla Chips and spoiled dip and that the "gifts" she acquired from the airline would serve as a good substitute for poor in-air service. Dad could not be reached for comment - or maybe he conventiently lost his hearing aide again to avoid these embarassing mom-moments. The airline has assured me that all charges will be dropped as long as I hold to my promise and have my parents fly another airline for their return trip home. My therapist has given me a 7:00 a.m. appointment to help me decompress following the incident. Sidebar: uh, the good news is they've arrived safe...yeah, that's what I wanted to say.

Keep passin' the open windows...I almost jumped through one of mine!

6 comments:

Lorraine said...

tell them I said HI!!!!!

Maddy said...

You are killing me hahahahhhaha /

Tammy said...

hector stop lyin on your mama!

KRISALMIGHTY said...

YOU DEFINITELY GOT YOUR SENSE OF DRAMA FROM YOUR MOM....THIS IS BETTER THAN "MEET THE FOLKERS"....YOU ARE KILLING ME....BUT I GOT SOME ZOLOFT AND SOME OF THAT OTHER PURPLE STUFF... IF YOU NEED A TRANQUIL MOMENT....MY FAMILY IS NOT EXPECTED AT LEAST UNTIL AUGUST..

FREAKING RICAN said...

Hector, what I am going to enjoy most about joining your blog is these off the wall stories. You definitely have one heck of a mind! Keep me laughing

Cocoa Rican said...

If any of you receive a call from the Dept of Homeland Security please feel free say that you do not know my mom nor have you heard of her. I should have matters cleared up in the next few days. Thanks for the notes folks! :)