Friday, June 03, 2005

Afternoon Edition 6/3/05

Clash Of The Titans – You’ll Need A Shield
Tom Cruise and Brooke Shields are in a war of words over comments Cruise made to Access Hollywood. Cruise mentioned that Shield’s use of antidepressants following her giving birth, was irresponsible. In a touche’-move Shields told a London reporter, “Tom Cruise's comments are irresponsible and dangerous. Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens and let women who are experiencing postpartum depression decide what treatment options are best for them." I’m afraid I’m going to have to side with Shields on this one. Although antidepressants are often abused, they have also been known to save lives, especially those of women who may suffer difficult bouts of depression following childbirth. Sidebar: Cruise has no natural children.

Cuca A Drag Queen?
Annette a.k.a. Cuca a.k.a. NYBB Division Head, is still recovering from her tragic accident earlier in the week. This morning Cuca was said to have fallen from her recliner and spent over three hours attempting to drag herself, hefty cleavage in tow, across carpeted floors to dial for help. She was eventually found by concerned neighbors who did not get a response to their earlier calls. Cuca is said to have second degree rug burns to her breasts, knees and pelvis.

Boricua Parade!
The annual National Puerto Rican Day Parade in NYC takes place on Sunday, June 12, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. The parade marches from 44th to 86th Street on 5th Avenue. The numbers 4,5, and 6 trains provide easy access to the parade – don’t even think of driving! With over 100,000 marchers and three million spectators, the Puerto Rican Day Parade is that largest parade in NYC.

All is quiet on the waterfront... No questions have been contributed to our On Blast segment, so it's another quiet day. No one's being put On Blast today.


Keep passin’ the open windows…

5 comments:

caspar608 said...

Tom has now officially fallen off the pedastal I once placed him on. I think he is losing his mind. I really do. That DIANETICS shit is causing him to be seriously mental. Do you know that ultimately, after reading all of the dianetics crap and studying all that scientology crap ou find out that they don't believe there is a God? Katie Holmes has herpes all over her mouth to boot. Or did she get that on her mouth for doing a private service act for Tom....Hmmmmm.

Cocoa Rican said...

My personal thought is that anyone against prescribed medications - especially mood enhancers - is seriously out of line! I mean really!!! I can deal with a lot of things, but don't ever come between me and my drugs! O>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kay!

Tammy said...

y'all are funny!!

Tammy said...

y'all are funny!!

Cocoa Rican said...

Hey Tam... I miss you... really!
HONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!